The end of October is nigh and here come the predictably spooktacular* puns. Everyone knows you can predict the future by studying your horrorscope**, and after we read ours we could see a scarifyingly*** good night at Adventure. So join the rest of our fang^ club at the cafe and enjoy some chilling boos^^ and preternatural^^^ music – Monday Oct 31st, 7pm until late!
* spectacular
** horoscope
*** generic adjective, could be anything really
^ fan
^^ chilled booze
^^^ ???
I do not apologise for the quality of this post.
